Selasa, 12 Maret 2013

PUISI TERINDAH

Menjelang akhir tahun 2012 dengan rumors dekatnya dunia kiamat 21-12-2012.

Marilah kita abadikan rayuan yang pernah engkau ungkapkan kepada pasangan Anda ataupun sebaliknya, adapun rayuan rayuan dan puisi yang tertuang di dalam tret bersama ini dapat di gunakan oleh para jombloers jombloers sosbud dalam mendapatkan pasangan yang di inginkan sebelum terlambat.

Sebelumnya ane kutip beberapa rayuan mauuuutttttttttt, selamat berbagi...

” sungguh memang indahnya ciptaan sang tuhan!, sampai aku begitu sangat terpesona melihat garis senyum manismu sayang.., ”

Jalan jalan ke Plazza
jangan lupa belilah pita
nelponn teman habisin pulzza
nelponn abang nambahin cinta

berakit-rakit kehulu,
berenang-renang ke tepian,
abang siap ke penghulu,
biar Eneng ga kesepian

Abang : Kamu tau gak neng kenapa Abang lebih suka buah apel daripada buah anggur?
Nenk : Gak tau, emang kenapa Bang?
Abang : Karena Abang lebih suka ngapelin kamu daripada nganggurin kamu.

"kamu tau nggak kenapa air & minyak ga bisa bersatu? Itu karena mereka ga saling cinta kayak kita."

"Jangan lakukan sesuatu pada orang lain yang dirimu sendiri tidak ingin orang lain lakukan padamu"
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Old 9th December 2012, 14:23
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ngecup* tempat bwt duduk sambil menunggu para ahli rayuan dan puisi dr sosbud








*terakhir pake kata "ngecup" waktu smp
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Gue: ayang Donita tahu nggak apa yg lebih putih dan lebih manis drpd susu?
Donita: nggak tahu, aa
Gue: ya jelas kamu dong
Donita:
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makan keju ditemenin sekoteng
bang juju memang ganteng
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makan keju ditemenin sekoteng
bang juju memang ganteng
buka kedai koktil di sulteng
muke dekil kayak gitu ngaku ganteng
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jalan2 ke pulau seribu
dapet ikan sapu sapu
kalo stiap hari ujan mulu
jangan salahkan jurus lima satu


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Old 9th December 2012, 14:55
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makan keju ditemenin sekoteng
bang juju memang ganteng
kang kayu kerja masuk hutan
bang juju mukanya kurus tidak makan


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ada benalu di atas kayu
neng lulu, ai lop yu
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jali jali puisi wan abud
jeroan babi dibuat bakwan
hati hati diskusi disosbud
ketahuan kunti alamat diban


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Hahahahahahahahaha..... Asli kocak

Juwandi: "nenk......."
Donita: "apa Bang....."
Juwandi: "kalo aku dapet semen gratis, aku akan bangun istana kita di hatimu".

Donita: "Bang....."
Juwandi: "iya nenk..."
Donita: "bangun istananya pake modal dong Bang, masa nunggu gratis."

"Jangan lakukan sesuatu pada orang lain yang dirimu sendiri tidak ingin orang lain lakukan padamu"
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